irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

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yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

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I’m at a point in my life where everything is falling apart and everything is coming together at the same time.

fandomsohard:

*cough cough* on We Heart It.

fandomsohard:

*cough cough* on We Heart It.

(via esther-maarit)


fangirlsfancyfandoms:

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT GOES IN REAL LIFE, Me first going cray cray at the smallest spn reference and then some random person saying ‘My God, you’re a freak.

(via esther-maarit)



gr8writingtips:

when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just

image

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

image

This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

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a discussion on sexual orientation

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy