shieldofeden:

       "Family business, Zeke, okay? If we ignore this,
         Sam's gonna think that something fishy's going on."

shieldofeden:

                                          I did what I had to.

shieldofeden:

     "Remember me?"

(via swansongcaps)


meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(via urls-are-hard-to-make)


imagineyouricon:

Imagine waking up to your icon sitting on top of you leaning in close to your face with their current expression

(via immccallingyou)


breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

(via sleepyheadfannibal17)



gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

(via urls-are-hard-to-make)


shipssabriel:

I FOUND THIS ON MY PHONE AND I DON’T REMEMBER WRITING IT

WHY DIDN’T I FINISH THIS FIC I FEEL LIKE IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN

shipssabriel:

I FOUND THIS ON MY PHONE AND I DON’T REMEMBER WRITING IT

WHY DIDN’T I FINISH THIS FIC I FEEL LIKE IT COULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN

(via jacoblovingtrotter)