I am many characters, but mostly my own. I write under the username: NCISBALTOFAN on Fanfiction.net if you're interested in reading my madness, I do enjoy reviews quite thoroughly they are my lifeblood after all since Fanfiction doesn't pay money. I excel in fangirling in the following fandoms: NCIS, Supernatural, Grimm, Hetalia, Mortal Insturments, and Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
My OTPs include: Destiel, Sabriel, Crobby, Balcifer (BalthazarxLucifer), Michifer, Clace, Sizzy, Malec, Tiva, McAbby, NickxMonroe, USUK, GerIta, and many many others. I can be found on Instagram as: destielislovedestielislife. I like talking to my followers so please, please ask me anything or just drop by and say hi!
My fanfiction URl: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2720407/NCISBALTOFAN
|Roxy:||are you kidding me i can have any outfit i fuckin want im gonna be gorgeous|
|Jane:||I suppose I could get something a bit more practical and comfortable.|
|Dirk:||I'll just grab some accessories that might help out with getting around.|
|Jake:||Oh boy im gonna bedazzle the fuck out of my guns and oh hell yes a big puffy vest like marty mcfly and shit i gotta look spiffy better get a suit too no not just a suit A SUIT WITH SHORTS AND KNEE HIGH BOOTS fuck yes this is brilliant|
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
Teachers who put both all of the above and none of the above as choices on exams are the worst type of teachers.
the worst is when they do it like:
D. none of the above
E. all of the above
because then if you chose E you also chose D but both answers cant exist simultaneously ugh